The Official Quote Database Thread v1

[21:53:42] ~jd: hi im here for the selena gomez nudes

[23:35] Nickydicky: my ass is sore because the muscles in there were used until exhaustion

Turn 21
The opposing o Forretress used Volt Switch!
Ambipom lost 16% of its health!
Reqs w Fortune: tfw stayed in
★Luna UU: why
★Luna UU: am I quicker?
★Pedermcduck: no
Reqs w Fortune: dragon tail
Reqs w Fortune: ?
★Luna UU: ^
Luna UU has 120 seconds left.
★Luna UU: !learn ambipom, dragon tail
Ambipom can't learn Dragon Tail
Reqs w Fortune: idek
★Luna UU: !learn ambipom, roar
Ambipom can't learn Roar
★Luna UU: !learn ambipom, whirlwind
Ambipom can't learn Whirlwind
★Pedermcduck: counter idiot
Luna UU has 90 seconds left.
★Luna UU: o lol
★Luna UU: wow you're shit

[00:20:45] #Fortune ;_;: hey geo
[00:20:47] #Fortune ;_;: i have a question
[00:21:00] #Geotal: Yes?
[00:21:06] #Fortune ;_;: Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
[00:22:21] #Geotal: W-well...I-uh, s-sometimes, I really have a feeling that, that makes me feel like I think that maybe, if I feel like it, maybe if I really feel like feeling that I think I could want to feel, b-but only if I was really feeling it

Inscribe: Hi nice cock! May I pet it? I used have a cock farm back in my hometown of Bangkok!

★Triphosphate: are you famous pokemon player or something? never had a game with so many spectators
★pls Luna: I'm shofu
★pls Luna: diggersby etc.

Kevin used Iron Head!
It's not very effective... The opposing () lost 15% of its health!
Kevin lost some of its HP!
The opposing () used Toxic Spikes!
Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of your team!
The opposing () restored HP using its Black Sludge!
Kevin was hurt by its burn!
Kevin fainted!
★Cacti and Kittens: durant you're fucking garbage
Cacti and Kittens forfeited.
Cacti and Kittens left.

[20:19:24] #Fortune: (¬‿¬) you've activated my trap card (¬‿¬)

The opposing Rayquaza used Waterfall!
Sableye lost 28.0% of its health!
Sableye fainted!
Go! Kyogre!
Pointed stones dug into Kyogre!
It started to rain!
Turn 8
Fortune: why did u just sac that bandi
Fortune: are u stupid
★Bandi: idk

[02:10:09] • +Geotal ♥‿♥ bro kisses fortune on the cheek, and doesn't care if fortune thinks he is a fag because he's doing it for science

[13:31:38] +galbia: do tele supporters even exist

[22:42:56] godouall: you actually know nujabes?
[23:07:36] Nujabes lookin ass: hes dead
[23:40:17] godouall: well i mean yeah he died in a car crash
[23:40:25] godouall: i was just asking like
[23:40:28] godouall: knowing of the band
[23:40:39] godouall: its rare i hear people talk about him .-.

[23:08:13] Geotal: you finna ladder up?
[23:13:54] Haruni: after
[23:13:56] Haruni: porn

Fortune: ur fucking garbage
★Geotal: im so bad

[22:52:17] @Bandi: i thought best ou player was deniss

[22:11:54] @shadow_sneak3 - Аԝау: I am gonna quietly get out of bed at 10:00. Then go downstairs at precisely 1030. Sneak into the fridge, and then take out the eggs. Then I need a devil's tear. I will beat it until its eyes cry blood so I get the right type of devil tear. After this I come back to this world and cook...
[22:12:01] @shadow_sneak3 - Аԝау: Deviled eggs

[19:57:39] Lunatal: she's talking to me
[19:57:46] Lunatal: like we met
[19:57:49] Lunatal: hahahaha
[19:57:52] Geotal: I think you may have
[19:57:54] Geotal: but not like friends
[19:57:58] Lunatal: ok
[19:57:58] Geotal: idk
[19:58:05] • Lunatal shrugs
[19:58:06] Geotal: is she talking about aliens, magic, etc.
[19:58:41] Lunatal: n just the basic 'come estas' etc.
[19:59:07] Geotal: so
[19:59:16] Geotal: she's eating you?
[19:59:52] Lunatal: idk
[19:59:54] Lunatal: probs
[20:00:05] Lunatal: whatever it is dirty south americans do

[22:15:04] Fortune: ur dating josh's last name!!!

[02:13:05] #FORTUNE: principal?
[02:13:08] #Geotal: yes
[02:13:10] @Bandi - Аԝау: IM DONE
[02:13:12] #FORTUNE: what's that
[02:13:14] @Bandi - Аԝау: IM DYING
[02:13:19] @Bandi - Аԝау: im dying
[02:13:19] @Bandi - Аԝау: fortune
[02:13:21] @Bandi - Аԝау: are u srs
[02:13:23] #Geotal: how the fuck do u not know what a principal is
[02:13:25] @Bandi - Аԝау: udk what a principal is
[02:13:26] #FORTUNE: we don't have that in NY
[02:13:27] #FORTUNE: LOL
[02:13:31] #Geotal: (3) One who holds a position of presiding rank, especially the head of an elementary school or high school.
[02:13:32] @Bandi - Аԝау: LMAO
[02:13:41] #Geotal: what do you call them
[02:13:44] #FORTUNE: we call him head honcho nigga no tonto nigga

[01:31:43] Eric's Mother: You should be in bed, young man!
[01:31:45] #FORTUNE: fuck u

[23:05:34] #Geotal: i feel like qubae is the type of nigga to have folders on his computer full of naked cartoons

[07:49:23] #Geotal: i remember whenever i broadcasted that picture of fortune's driver license
[07:49:32] #Geotal: and the girls in ria thought fortune was hot :O

The opposing Kingdra used Dragon Pulse!
It doesn't affect Azumarill...
Azumarill used Play Rough!
It's super effective! The opposing Kingdra lost 100% of its health!
The opposing Kingdra fainted!
★dont listen to geo: LOOOOOOOOOL
★darkangel1928: oops. forgot it was fairy xDDDD

[01:23:04] #FORTUNE: it's like steroids for me
[01:23:11] #Geotal: u get roid rage
[01:23:17] #Geotal: and your penis gets smaller?
[01:23:17] #FORTUNE: only vs u
[01:23:23] #FORTUNE: to both
[01:23:25] #FORTUNE: