The Official Quote Database Thread v1

[13:51:18] #geotal: I sent a girl a nude and she sent me one back and I almost threw up
[13:51:33] #geotal: she had 2 titties on one breast

[7/21/15, 3:49:03 AM] Geotal: My nutsack is tingling this bud was so good
[7/21/15, 3:52:35 AM] Geotal: I feel like balti's IRL name is Garfield
[7/21/15, 3:58:30 AM] Geotal: Lmao
[7/21/15, 3:58:34 AM] Geotal: Or like
[7/21/15, 3:58:42 AM] Geotal: Millard or something
[7/21/15, 3:58:46 AM] Geotal: Bibsy
[7/21/15, 3:59:22 AM] Geotal: Baltis IRL name is bibsy or Eugene
[7/21/15, 4:05:41 AM] Geotal: Or Garfield
[7/21/15, 4:06:06 AM] Geotal: Or like some neo contemporary shit
[7/21/15, 4:06:13 AM] Geotal: Sky
[7/21/15, 4:06:31 AM] Geotal: Or "bicklebeans"
[7/21/15, 10:43:35 AM] Geotal: What the fuck was I talking about last night

[7/21/15, 5:16:48 PM] fortune: it's tea time motherfuckers
[7/21/15, 5:16:53 PM] fortune: fortune pulls out nutsack
[7/21/15, 5:16:56 PM] Geotal: ...
[7/21/15, 5:17:00 PM] Geotal: Geotal has left the conversation

[16:34:06] Crystal Roy: What is a benedict cumberbatch?

[8/8/2015 9:57:50 PM] Geotal: I've dated girls that are much more attractive than me on the scale but have low self esteem
[8/8/2015 9:58:02 PM] fortune: aka you fuck fat bitches

[8/13/15, 3:31:18 PM] Geotal: Geotal bites Kyle's pickle sword

[23:02:02] warlic: I contact kaiser here when that users asked, though I do not think the user saw.
[23:02:12] warlic: If you could bring attention to it, or confirm the user saw that, that would be nice.
[23:02:18] warlic: that user*
[23:02:44] Fortune: who is the user?
[23:02:57] warlic: Do you not know who pk-kaiser is?
[23:03:06] Fortune: oh
[23:03:15] Fortune: you could just say "he" instead of "the user" lol
[23:03:27] warlic: I only take gender when the user tells me.
[23:03:44] Fortune: kaiser is a guy
[23:03:46] Fortune: i can confirm
[23:03:57] warlic: Like I said, when the USER tells me.

[8/14/15, 12:41:33 AM] cala: what would u guys use a tail for if u had one
[8/14/15, 12:42:06 AM] Josh: if i was a chick with a tail
[8/14/15, 12:42:11 AM] Josh: masturbate
[8/14/15, 12:42:21 AM] cala: same
[8/14/15, 12:42:26 AM] cjew26: but if ur a guy
[8/14/15, 12:42:30 AM] cjew26: it gets harder
[8/14/15, 12:43:39 AM] Josh: id be able to do double penetration upon a lady

★seun: on a scale from 1 to 10
★seun: how good do you think you are
★LT2X Fortune: 10
★seun: ite
★seun: gg
seun forfeited.

[8/25/15, 6:59:40 PM] Geotal: Geotal dips his quill into the ink one last time amd etched out the words "the end" then drops the quill on table and sheds one single tear before rolling up the papyrus scroll, blowing out the candle and closing the door to his study

[14:36:12] AtrociousDragon: hi
[14:36:14] AtrociousDragon: do you go make
[14:36:16] AtrociousDragon: the smogon tour
[14:36:18] AtrociousDragon: ?
[14:36:21] +threads200: yes
[14:36:24] AtrociousDragon: i see
[14:36:29] AtrociousDragon: do you want
[14:36:34] AtrociousDragon: training with me
[14:36:34] AtrociousDragon: for the weeks
[14:36:38] AtrociousDragon: ?
[14:36:46] +threads200: no, i've already mastered pokemon
[14:36:47] +threads200: sorry
[14:36:50] AtrociousDragon: i see
[14:36:50] AtrociousDragon: np
[14:36:56] AtrociousDragon: but i speak about
[14:37:04] AtrociousDragon: not teach me
[14:37:08] AtrociousDragon: but make battle
[14:37:12] AtrociousDragon: for improve us
[14:37:22] +threads200: i can not be improved
[14:37:36] AtrociousDragon: ok

[9/6/15, 10:11:09 PM] Geotal: my roommate
[9/6/15, 10:11:11 PM] Geotal: called his mom
[9/6/15, 10:11:20 PM] Geotal: and asked if he could go play board games with his friends tomorrow at 4:30
[9/6/15, 10:11:41 PM] Geotal: and she talked to him for like 5 minutes before they agreed on a set of conditions
[9/6/15, 10:11:46 PM] Geotal: which would allow him to go do this

[22:38:26] @ridley: roasted those beaners

[01:10:53] %CrushinDefeat: Fortune 4
[01:11:22] +Fortune: what CrushinDefeat
[01:11:41] %CrushinDefeat: Sorry, your name reminds me of a wrestling stable

The opposing Tyrantrum used Rock Polish!
The opposing Tyrantrum's Speed sharply rose!
Turn 13
Braviary used Brave Bird!
It's not very effective... A critical hit! The opposing Tyrantrum lost 40% of its health!
Braviary is damaged by the recoil!
The opposing Tyrantrum fainted!
★Laxuy: ARE YOU SRSW
★Laxuy: so lucky
★Laxuy: kill yourself
Laxuy forfeited.

[9/18/15, 2:14:27 PM] mark sabella: I feel like sora is lowkey
[9/18/15, 2:14:32 PM] mark sabella: Some hot ass bitch
[9/18/15, 2:14:51 PM] mark sabella: Some hot eevee evolution lovin cunt

[14:08:40] +HellPowna: i known a brazilian hot girl lately
[14:08:43] +HellPowna: tell me some words
[14:08:45] +HellPowna: to horn her
[14:08:45] +HellPowna: ty

★LoD Vanitas: fuck clefable
★LoD Vanitas: so
★LoD Vanitas: annoying
★Fortune: just like you
★LoD Vanitas: like my mom

★DeLaSoul1: Who are you absolute goofballs

geotal=noFrendsLOL: geotal has no friends lol
geotal=noFrendsLOL: xD
geotal=noFrendsLOL: salty fag
geotalHasNoFriends left.

[9/28/15, 11:10:53 PM] threads200: threads200 has renamed this conversation to “where are ü now that i need u”
[9/28/15, 11:11:04 PM] cjew26: On the toiled

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[19:32:14] Carnie Discord: H-hi
[19:32:22] &Best'd - ⓢⓘⓖⓗ: hi...
[19:32:33] • Carnie Discord quickly bows
[19:32:54] &Best'd - ⓢⓘⓖⓗ: i cant believe u would dare show ur face here after the things u have done. just shoo! you are no better than a moose

[17:23:09] #Fortune: hey, is it bad that my skin has turned pure white, all my hair is falling out, i have eyebags black as dirt, my nails are chipping off, my penis has shriveled up, and im bleeding internally?

[3:24:49 PM] Fortune: what's your guy's favorite kind of fruit preserves
[3:24:55 PM] Fortune: im a big fan of orange marmalade

+Career Ended: I LOVE THIS GAME
+Career Ended: I LOVE TRAPPING
+Career Ended: I LOVE CHANSEY
+Career Ended: I LOVE JYNX
+Career Ended: I LOVE FAKERRS
+Career Ended: lol
omfugo has 180 seconds left.
+Career Ended: just realized
+Career Ended: its not
Battle between tesang and omfugo started!
Go! Tesung's mother (Jynx)!
omfugo sent out Wobbuffet!
Turn 1
+Career Ended: actually
+Career Ended: them
+Career Ended: rof