The Official Quote Database Thread v1

MangoWilliam joined.
AppleWilliam: Oh! Another fruit based William!
AppleWilliam: How nice~

★Micro_Skies: fuckyou and your lucky ass crits
Micro_Skies sent out Whale (Kyogre-Primal)!
Pointed stones dug into the opposing Whale!
Turn 13
Micro_Skies withdrew Whale (Kyogre-Primal)!
Micro_Skies sent out Yaaaas (Zygarde)!
Pointed stones dug into the opposing Yaaaas!
Kyogre used Thunder!
It doesn't affect the opposing Yaaaas...
Turn 14
★FORTUNE: eat my ass
★FORTUNE: dung beatle
Kyogre used Ice Beam!
It's super effective! The opposing Yaaaas lost 94% of its health!
The opposing Yaaaas fainted!
Micro_Skies forfeited.

[19:28:07] @Kamui ★: I'm going to meditate
[19:28:12] @Chakra: ..
[19:28:17] @Chakra: idiot why do u need mana and hp
[19:29:09] @Kamui ★: To fucking smash your face into the sidewalk

[21:18:37] @fleurdyleurse: what about this nick
[21:18:38] @fleurdyleurse: poopyblackperson
[21:18:40] @fleurdyleurse: also by geotal
[21:18:41] @fleurdyleurse: ?
[21:18:46] I love Kamui: ...?
[21:18:46] I love Kamui: what
[21:18:50] @Meteordash: black people can potentially have the skin color
[21:18:51] @Meteordash: of poopy

[20:17:05] + Endalamu : trash
[20:17:11] +Endalamu: why does my face emojis
[20:17:13] + Endalamu : not work
[20:17:16] +trash: ?
[20:17:18] +trash: idk
[20:17:19] +trash: LOl
[20:17:19] + Endalamu : in maple
[20:17:26] +trash: i havnet used those
[20:17:27] +Endalamu: instead it does the drinking potion sound
[20:17:28] +trash: for like
[20:17:30] +trash: 7 year
[20:17:32] +trash: s
[20:17:32] +Endalamu: a girl was flirting
[20:17:33] +trash: ;w;
[20:17:33] + Endalamu : with me
[20:17:34] + Endalamu : so i had
[20:17:37] +Endalamu: to give her the face
[20:17:40] +Endalamu: but it wouldnt worked
[20:17:40] +trash: ..................
[20:17:50] + Endalamu : yeah
[20:17:57] + Endalamu : maple cock blocked me
[20:18:14] +trash: yep

[21:54:43] #FORTUNE: i was blind sided by my own tomfoolery
[21:54:48] #FORTUNE: not again..

[20:03:38] +Redwoods: what does it mean to nigger someones ass
[20:03:39] @Kamui ★: LOL
[20:03:41] I love nigers: new main
[20:03:46] @Vileman: nigger, my ass!
[20:03:52] @Vileman: is that better for u
[20:03:57] +Redwoods: nah
[20:04:03] @Vileman: i dont give a SHIT
[20:04:07] +Redwoods: i want a 6'4 250lb dude named Bubba to blow my back out

[18:19:44] +trash: endal did you see cannoneer's 5th job skill
[18:19:45] +trash: wtf...
[18:19:57] @Endal: which ones that again
[18:20:02] +trash: the huge bullet
[18:20:03] +trash: thing
[18:20:11] @Endal: like the mario bullet?
[18:20:15] +trash: yea.
[18:20:21] @geotal: mario bullet
[18:20:22] @geotal: hell no
[18:20:39] @Endal: i forget whats it called
[18:20:47] @Endal: like billy the bullet
[18:20:48] @Endal: or something
[18:20:51] @geotal: bullet bill
[18:20:53] @geotal: -_-
[18:20:53] +trash: i think its something like Big huge bullet
[18:20:58] @geotal: dumbasses
[18:21:13] @geotal: billy the bullet head ass
[18:21:17] @Endal: LOL
[18:21:18] @geotal: that's endal's western outlaw name
[18:21:24] Bully the Bullet: Put yer hands in the air!
[18:21:27] Bully the Bullet: This is a stickup!
[18:21:29] @Endal: i actually laughed out lourd
[18:21:31] @geotal: head ass
[18:21:35] @Endal: i was close than trash tho -_-
[18:21:41] @Endal: he said big huge bullet...
[18:21:42] +trash: yep
[18:21:43] @geotal: yeah he's on some
[18:21:46] @geotal: fufu lame shit
[18:21:56] +Air Jak 11: lmao bully the bullet
[18:22:20] @geotal: billy the bullet sounds like the name of a white police officer from the 30's who was known for shooting black people
[18:22:52] +Air Jak 11: billy the bullet
[18:22:55] +Air Jak 11: the nigger hunter

[14:02:22] %madoka外国人: i love dead puppies
[14:02:33] %madoka外国人: they make hypocritical meat eaters really sad and upset

[22:24:55] +hammy0: Ramyz
[21:25:05] +hammy0: i heard this us ur favorite song
[21:25:07] +hammy0: +Joltik: my asshole is only for laxuy
[21:25:15] +hammy0: Wait f wrong link

[00:28:52] %RamyZ: whoa athiest vegan
[00:28:57] %RamyZ: kinda gets my **gears* grindingg up

★dripdrap: ya iv never played pokemon before
geotal: nigga yes u have
geotal: 39 gxe
★dripdrap: not since gameboy advanced and i was about 14
geotal: By the time I had 50 ladder battles I was double switching on niggas
★dripdrap: i do not identify as nigerian anymore btw
★dripdrap: im now trans asian
Kamui ★: LOL
★dripdrap: ya thats why i started playing pokemon
★dripdrap: i heard it was an asian thing to do idk though
★dripdrap: im new at being transracial

[17:59:10] +merciful mareanie: Alright took me some time to type it, but here are my thoughts on life since I've been asked, even if asked only as a joke
[17:59:20] @Endal: oh.
(Redwoods notes: bruh what the hell)
(Chakra notes: LOL)
[17:59:26] @Endal: have at it ye!
[18:00:03] +merciful mareanie: Life. Death. Death doesn’t exist without life. If there is no life, there is no death, and everything stands within that truth.
[18:00:09] +merciful mareanie: The day she’s gonna take the last life, she is going to take her herself, if she eradicates life, she suppresses herself at the same time. She came to be with more than a mission, an essence.
[18:00:19] +merciful mareanie: Picking us isn’t what she does, it’s what she is. As long as she is, it means life is as well. The day she disappears, life might not be there anymore. Death cannot fulfill herself, not in the ultimate perfection of her definition as long as she is. She can only reach her ideal by not being anymore.
(Endal notes: LOL)
[18:00:27] +merciful mareanie: She thus truly exists by not existing. Her reality is a paradox. A pathetic one at that. And that’s why she roams without a goal since she appeared, never havaing had the courage to apply her ultimate sentence to herself.
(Chakra notes: please?)
(Chakra notes: please?)
(Chakra notes: please?)
[18:00:44] +merciful mareanie: She isn’t, she lingers.
[18:00:50] +merciful mareanie: She lingers in an incomplete state, wondering if one she is going to have the guts to be her true self, without having to hide beneath that dark cloak, so that life fears her and doesn’t think about how pathetic she truly is.
(Redwoods notes: NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK DONT ASK HIM ANYMORE QUESTIONS)
(Chakra notes: LOL)
[18:01:02] +merciful mareanie: Life on the other hand transcends herself by perpetuating herself. There is nothing as beautiful as a pregnant woman, a newborn child within the arms of his/her parents, a sprout full of promises. Life beautifies herself by all kinds of love.
[18:01:11] +merciful mareanie: Death will never achieve that bliss. She cannot achieve anything, for the instant she would, at the exact moment she is going to exist at last, she would already have ceased to exist.
[18:01:20] +merciful mareanie: To beautify oneself by death isn’t always pathetic, but when you end others without a goal, and linger as such in the constant fear of inflicting that to yourself, then yes, you are truly pathetic.
[18:01:34] +merciful mareanie: Why be afraid then, if you are, of death ? How can we be the slave or a reality that wishes to be true ?
[18:01:45] +merciful mareanie: Watch beyond her mask, transcend your life, before she transcends herself a bit more –but never enough- by taking you in her big dark cloak.
(Luna bae notes: what happened to this room..)
[18:01:55] %Redwoods: this is a 4 page paper single spaced

[00:42:52] Seamus Eso: whats MOBA
[00:42:54] Seamus Eso: ??
[00:43:04] kurse: mother of all bombs
[00:43:08] kurse: wait
[00:43:09] kurse: fuck

[01:23:11] geotal ✦: liscenlessRider
[01:23:19] geotal ✦: Does that mean you don't have a liscen
[01:23:21] geotal ✦: ?
[01:23:24] @liscenlessRider: yea
[01:23:31] geotal ✦: What's a liscen
[01:23:33] @liscenlessRider: there hard to get
[01:23:48] @liscenlessRider: its what you use to pivk up ladies
[01:24:02] geotal ✦: ...?
[01:24:17] geotal ✦: I tried to look it up but the internet tells me there's no such thing as a liscen
[01:41:33] @liscenlessRider: feelsshi
[01:24:39] geotal ✦: ......LOL
[01:24:41] @liscenlessRider: thats cause the internet isnt cool enough to know
[01:25:03] geotal ✦: pretty sure you fucked up spelling your name
[01:25:03] geotal ✦: big dog
[01:25:40] @liscenlessRider: nah its something

[15:22:17] %RamyZ: ANIME IS ONLY REAL WHEN YOU BELIEVE IT
[15:22:21] %RamyZ: headass
[15:22:35] %RamyZ: "that was the weakest shit ive ever heard"
[15:22:36] %RamyZ: LOL
[15:22:54] %madoka才能: anime
[15:22:59] %madoka才能: is always real.
[15:23:15] %RamyZ: shut up madoka
[15:23:30] %RamyZ: you finna die my nigga
[15:23:35] %RamyZ: bout to write you in my death note

[20:41:10] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:22] %ramyz: and ur vegan
[20:41:22] %ramyz: [19:40:59] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:23] %ramyz: [19:40:59] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:23] %madoka素质: NYAA >//<
[20:41:24] %ramyz: [19:40:59] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:24] %ramyz: [19:40:59] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:25] %ramyz: [19:40:59] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:25] %ramyz: [19:40:59] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:26] %ramyz: [19:40:59] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:27] %ramyz: [19:40:59] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:27] %ramyz: [19:40:59] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:41:33] %madoka素质: NYAA >//<
[20:41:37] @Kamui ★: Please stop spamming you fucking 3rd world country texan fuck
[20:41:45] %madoka素质: hoLY KAMUI
[20:42:00] @Kamui ★: HOLY MADOKA
[20:42:04] %madoka素质: no need to be so rude
[20:42:06] %madoka素质: nya~~
[20:42:10] %ramyz: why did i get kinda turned on when she said nya

[22:49:02] %Akkie: the whole packages is a large dick and sizeable balls

[14:16:47] @Matryoshkat: the worst thing about niggers are how tasty their cocks are

[17:51:36] @Kamui: Endal you dirty fucking kid you sure love people to grab your fucking nuts don't you, do you say the same thing to your egirls when you're flirting with them
[17:51:47] @Endal ★: no only you.
[17:51:59] @Kamui: I'll grab those nuts with a pair of fucking pliers then crush them

[22:32:02] Ssalbap: Let me give your mum the good ole coon fucker

[15:53:45] +Dak Prescott: did u see a coon dick at the urinal next to u and ur taking ur anger out by using a hard R

[13:21:06] %Dak Prescott: the only person who uses the wii in my house is my mom for wii fit
[13:22:09] +Es-Purr: lol
[13:22:16] +Es-Purr: she must like fitness
[13:22:21] +Es-Purr: fitness dick in her ass
#CHAKRA$$$ joined
[13:23:00] %Dak Prescott: ur named after a little cat pokemon
[13:23:01] %Dak Prescott: stfu

☆zRRzLLa: nice orgasm btw
☆zRRzLLa: on showdown
☆lt44 a bl: thanks
zRRzLLa forfeited.

[21:43:19] #Jo-sh: i went to mcdonalds and to drink i ordered one cock